Hello it is us again, the most bootyful people to ever exist. Too bad we are in a video game…WE ARE KIM KARDASHIAN’S INSPIRATION! Now about our life of le’ Fantagians.
Now today we will talk about the things on Fantage that are weird, VERY WEIRD. As in what do they mean? Where did it all come from?
And that all can be answered by the lighthouse.
Now, our agent S is on the case. She has arrived at the lighthouse and has found already too many weird, suspicious things.
Why is this seagull well, um looking like a secret agent.? Scarlet would not, ever hire birds. You know how they can be untrustworthy flying around. Doing stuff. Stuff.
Now, why is there an umbrella there? Was someone once relaxing there?
Boy starfish have become drama kings. Or was it queens? Nah females are so much better. Because they got stuff, ya know?
O.o Okay so you did know…Mama.
Our agent has gone inside and has found EVEN MORE weird things including…
WHY IS THERE A MOUSE THERE?
IS THAT A NINJA?
FISHES LIVE IN WATER!
Is that a model of something?
Since Agent S is the best of them all, she has found a secret place.
When she was traveling to it, she saw this anchor. What could this mean?
Something, someone was here before the lighthouse.
But what really has caught the agent’s eye is this map.
If there’s a place you need to go I’m the one you need to know. I’m the map. I’M THEE MAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But this map has a plan. Something has come. It’s coming. It’s up to the other Fantagians to figure out what this is. DON’T EXPECT US TO THINK BECAUSE WE ARE HOSTS. #Themostannoyingandbootyfulpeopleintheworldsowedontthink
Oh no! We talked so much that the agent has been eaten. But by who?
*Hosts all raise hands for the turkey*
Now we must leave for we do not know who has eaten our slave agent.