Fantage Diss Track!

**This post contains some vulgar language. If you don’t like cuss/etc., stop reading this post and go play outside or something.**

A Fantage diss track? What are you thinking Julia? Aren’t you supposed to be dead?

Well as a bored dead blogger, I don’t know what I’m thinking anymore. I don’t even know how to start a post normally. Don’t ask.

Anyways, here’s the secret to the universe

Oops, I meant the diss track brought to you by a cringey 12 year old who shouldn’t be on the Internet..and no I’m not talking about Jacob Saggytits.


Shades on, leggo.


Your best players are probably 50 year old men who are outta wack,

And your items look more shitty than an ol’ potato sack,

You don’t pay your employees enough so that when they look at their paycheck,

They make crappy events so bored users host tryouts for virtual sex,

Le Shop looks like a pile of shit,

Who the hell did you hire to do this remodel, do they have a permit?

This is probably the only pixel game with 3 currencies,

Seriously, SOS this is a emergency!

Banning innocent people and not scammers because that’s the plan,

What the hell is this, I just don’t understand!

You brainwash 7 year olds to think that you need to have a bae to be cool,

These admins really just need to go to school,

A million dollars to buy one exclusive pixel,

Damn these prices are high, it’s official,

You get kids to whine to use their parents’ credit card,

You don’t even give them decent stuff, its all starred,

This game is going down for real,

I bet its worth less than a box of cereal,

I can’t say show but I can say fiouc,

This chat filter system is more dumb than Donald Duck,

This game going down quicker than my GPA,

Look at all these pissed off users, they ain’t gonna stay,

I’m really hoping for an event all about bleach,

All these players would gulp it down like a peach,

Where’s all the creativity?

Cause repeat Christmas events definitely don’t shout festivity,

Non members can’t even sell at MyMall,

They’d rather hang out in a dirty bathroom stall,

You got an ABC room at Fantage school,

Yet you can’t even spell Rosie, what a damn fool,

The hall of fame?

More like the hall of people who ain’t gotta life , lame!

You got prepubescent avatars wearing bikinis,

And you got boys saying they’ll bang these girls with a pixel dick that’s teeny weeny,

You know that PM Boutique?

Its popularity level went down in less than a week,

The clubhouse is filled weebs and people who need attention,

Its not helping your 1 star rating get any higher, did I forget to mention?

I hope this manager gets his shit in place,

Because Fantage ain’t no Fantastic age- it’s a disgrace.


*drops microphone*

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Energy Cheat

I know, I really shouldn’t be posting this because I’m supposed to be dead on this blog but…

I’ve found an easy cheat to get energy!

Using Memepony’s suggestion to play Wild Slinger to get energy, I went ahead and did so. And I’ve found a glitch!

So, here it is!

1) Go to all the way to the right side of Pet Town and click on the Pet Games. Once you’ve clicked that, the games should pop up. Choose Wild Slinger.


2) Play Wild Slinger! Memepony reccomends choosing the hard mode because it helps you work on 2 medals at once, and you can get more stars. 😀


3) Go ahead and complete all the levels successfully.

4) This is the most important step. Only click the close button to exit, and every time you click it you’ll get an energy.


Now click okay on the y  part super fast multiple times. It’ll allow to click close and okay really fast so you can get tons of energy.

Want proof?


Posting a video tutorial soon which will not be edited, but just raw video to ensure everyone that I didn’t edit, since there’s always that one person who nags about it. :/

Edit: Here it is!



P.S.: Today’s my birthday and now I can proclaim myself as the cringey 12 year old who shouldn’t be on the internet, hoorah! 😀


Forcing Myself to Post This


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This should be a fairly short post, because I’ve kind of gotten sick of writing them. :/

Blogging has become a painful chore which I’ve pushed aside. Blogging about Fantage events is pointless because they’re so simple and self explanatory. Blogging about Fantage fashion takes up too much time. Why waste an hour on making outfits to only have 5 people actually read/comment on them? It’s much easier to be on Instagram and post one picture. And people to actually look at them.

I haven’t and won’t be posting much on Fantagebirds. Why should I write an 1000 word post on something when people should be able to comprehend themselves? I mean, if you can’t read 3 sentence instructions on Event Info signs that’s sad.I mean if there was anything worthwhile to post about, I would.  I might if there happens to be anything like a cheat/glitch.

I’ll be sticking to…

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Awakened from the Dead.

This post has been a draft for over a week; parts of it will be really old news!

As you can tell from the title, I’m actually active! I’ve been liking and commenting on posts but not as much, and I haven’t written a post in what seems like forever. Excuse the awkward vibe this post may give you since I haven’t written a post in a long time. It feels so new to me, even though it’s not.

Alright, shall I start with the updates/actual good pacts of this post?

Fantage Reoprter News

Yes, my picture got into the Comet Magazine for I think the third time? This isn’t really interesting, is it? I wanted to share this because of the impact it had on me when I realized it got into the Comet. It’s a long story so I’ll try to not get as elaborate into it…

The story goes that my mom went to the doctor’s office and it was a far away one. She had to use the subway and then 2 buses to get there, and then back home. Because Manhattan is a traffic zone, she ended up being late 20 minutes and I was struggling to open the door to my house using my keys. And I couldn’t because they locks are old and hard to open. And I was there standing outside the door struggling and panicking for all that time. Once my mom came home and opened the door, I cooled myself down and finally went on Fantage to realize that my picture got in. Thanks, Fantage! 😛


I’ve been leveling up some more, but not as quickly. I don’t seem to have the motivation I used to have. I got a few more levels for making my new account values (Thank you rainbowstar135 for the username idea!) which is a guy. I “invited” it and made it a premium member, so I got some levels.

Here’s the inventory of values:










I made the account two days ago, and bought 88,000 gold which was $20.00 along with $3.99 membership which came with 1,000 gold. It has re-occuring membership so I might as well stock up on starred limiteds. Luke gave me 99% of the items on the account (basically everything except the starred chalk and the starter items) so I’d like to give him a ginormous thank you! He’s quitting Fantage, so go follow his life blog. 😉

I’ve found out a bunch of new things about Fantage in the past month. First of all, isn’t the only url you can use to access to et to the Fantage homepage. The other urls you can use include:

I found these all out when looking for a new url for this site. I was going to use but it was taken, so I wanted to check out what the site looked like. And to my surprise, it was actual Fantage!

These all redirect you to . Don’t worry, these links are all safe and aren’t some inappropriate joke.

I also tried using but unfortunately it only lead me to this:

An advertising page. Great…

I’ve also found Fantage’s old Comet page. Click here to see it. The site has a bunch of cool stuff, including actually decent Writer’s Den entries, to stationary, to even wallpapers. Here are a few samples from what’s on it.



A coloring sheet of the old Creature Shop.
A coloring sheet of the old Arcade.
A coloring sheet of Le Shop.
Old Fantage Map wallpaper
The Castle.
The classic Fantage wallpaper which was actually made by a user, tipu.
A birthday invitation card


There’s a new event on Fantage, a Pizza Party in celebration of the end of the school year. Unfortunately I still have school until the end of June, and Australian school kids have a long way to go until their summer break arrives. 😮


What I find most funny in this in event is Luigi. He reminds me of Mario. 😛

He just seems more chubby to me. Does anyone else see the resemblance…or is it just me?

Event Info



Is that a Luigi poster? I also see some balloons near the soda machine, along with a banner of the colors of Italy’s flag, with pizza triangles. Wait…TRIANGLES?

By clicking either this button qaaaa or Luigi, this will pop up on your screen:

The goal of this event is to collect all 8 of the pizza slices to get the event medal and a prize. You can collect them by playing Pizza Chaos or by buying 8 slices.

Spoiler! The prize item has been leaked from the Photo Booth:


The slice of pizza board is the prize, if you were confused. 😛



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Pretty self explanatory. It reminds me of the Cupcake Conundrum event game which Fantage held a long time ago. Memories, sigh.
You have 60 seconds to serve as many pizza slices as possible. Click the customer’s bubble or plate to serve them. I’m getting a glitch where the first pizza I serve is incorrect even though it isn’t, and it takes 15 seconds to make everything load. 

When you serve the customer incorrect, the broken heart appears. When you complete the order correctly, the pink heart appears.

Of course I was writing a post, and forgot about the whole game…
You can buy a slice of pizza for 1,000 gold, as expected. This is much cheaper than the 2,000 gold for the sushi event, probably because the Fantage economy has lost millions of gold to the Limited Item Exclusive shenanigan. :/
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This pops up on your screen when you buy a pizza slice.
To get the medal you must collect all 8 of the pizza slices. Members will earn 10 levels while regular members will only earn 5. It costs 8,000 gold for 5 or 10 levels, which is actually pretty reasonable!

Limited Items


Items can be purchased in either Uptown or Downtown by clicking on these carts. Does anyone else see how Fantage made the Fantagians’ crotch area oddly stand out?



  • Mustache: 2,000 gold
  • Headband: 2,000 gold
  • Shirt: 3,000 gold
  • Pizza: 2,000 gold
  • Board: 4,000 gold



  • Mustache: 2,000 gold
  • Headband: 2,000 gold
  • Shirt: 3,000 gold
  • Pizza: 2,000 gold
  • Board: 4,000 gold

One sentence: Go buy the mustache.

Speaking about mustaches, here’s a pun about them!

What’s the name of a cow’s mustache?


A moostache! 


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Mother’s Day 2016 + Cheat

Special cheat is at the end of the post! Rainbowstar did this yesterday and nobody noticed her update for this cheat. Go check it out by clicking here!

Mother’s Day! The day which you must help your mom out and treat her like a queen although she should be treated like that every day. I like to think of Mother’s Day as a reminder that moms do so much.

Since Fantage loves to host events and make money because they’re a company, here’s Mother’s Day 2016 for you!

Event Info:


By clicking on this sign located in Uptown and Downtown, you’ll see this pop up on your screen:

That two question marks in the Lovely Coupon Book section…Is that a typo or??

There’s limited items, a Mother’s Day Card, a coupon book, and a free gift which will be available on 5/8. It’s a classic event that Fantage brings back- with the almost same activities.

Making A Card

If you want to make a card for your mom, you can click the Play button in the Event info. You have to print out this card using a printer, so some people are out of luck if thy do not have one. To be honest, nobody wants a card that you print from a website. There’s not that much effort put into it. Yes you can customize it and all, but wouldn’t you prefer a handmade one instead?

Shall we start?


Using the stickers on the left, you can decorate your card. Just drag them onto the card. If you want to get rid of a sticker you put on the card, drag it back to the square with all the stickers. And when you want to print it, just click Finish.


You can also customize the other sides of the card by clicking on the little arrows.


There are a total of 4 sides to this card, and one of them just has Fantage’s logo on it.


These are basically coupons for chores/etc. You give them to your mom as a present, but to me the concept of these coupons are kind of sad if you ask me. Wouldn’t you do something for your mom without a coupon?

From the event info, you click on the play button and from there, you’ll be led to this:


Click Print and your coupon book will be ready! All you’ll need to do is fold it after you’ve printed it.


I’d show you all a picture of how the coupon book looks after you’ve finished making it but I have no device to take a picture of it at the moment.

Limited Items:



Set 1
  • Dress: 5,000 gold
  • Hair: 4,000 gold
  • Ribbon: 2,000 gold
  • Basket: 2,000 gold
  • Shoes: 1,500 gold
Set 2
  • Dress: 5,000 gold OR 10,000 stars
  • Hair: 4,000 gold OR 8,000 stars
  • Basket: 2,000 gold OR 4,000 stars
  • Shoes: 1,500 gold OR 3,000 stars
Set 3
  • Dress: 5,000 gold
  • Hair: 4,000 gold
  • Basket: 2,000 gold
  • Shoes: 1,500 gold
  • Earrings: 2,000 gold
Dresses? Guys do not wear dresses in the 21st century, Fantage.


  • Outfit: 5,000 gold
  • Hair: 4,000 gold
  • Basket: 2,000 gold
  • Shoes: 1,500 gold
Set 2
  • Outfit: 5,000 gold OR 10,000 stars
  • Hair: 4,000 gold OR 8,000 stars
  • Basket: 2,000 gold OR 4,000 stars
  • Shoes: 1,500 gold OR 3,000 stars
Set 3
  • Outfit: 5,000 gold
  • Hair: 4,000 gold
  • Basket: 2,000 gold
  • Shoes: 1,500 gold=

Fantage has mega errors in this event. The guys of Fantage have to endure some bad glitches. First, they wear dresses. Second they do not get to see their real prizes unless in the Photo Booth. I’ll explain this later.


This event is all about catching flowers. In the forest, you’ll see it rains flowers every 10 minutes, or every time the FST clock has a 0 at the end of the time, like 5:30 P.M. FST. It rains for around 6-7 minutes.

Yellow flowers go with the yellow outfit, blue flowers go with the blue outfit, and pink flowers go with the pink flowers. Such rocket science. This reminds me of the Summer Camp events with fishing in the lake for prizes in 2013 and 2014.

The flowers keep on refreshing which makes it very annoying for when you change your outfit to match the flowers, and then the flowers refresh. I feel like it’s programmed to make the color of your outfit the flower that does not come up as much in the sky, so if you wear blue there won’t be as many blue flowers. I completed all of the colors yesterday and it took approximately an hour to finish. I’d suggest wearing a unicorn board or anything that makes you move faster to finish quicker and easily.

You get prizes for when you collect 30 of each color.


The prizes are so cute. 🙂 After collecting a prize, you cannot get it again. So, you get stickers instead.


I forgot to take pictures of 2 of the prizes. Oops. Oh well. Here are the item prizestogether in my inventory:


They’re all limited! 😮

Speaking of the boys’ glitches, they get this on their screen when looking at their prizes:


Their prizes are actually these:


I’m not sure if guys got the girls’ prize or the guys’ prize. If you do know, please leave me the answer in the comments!

You also get a medal for every 90 flowers you collect.


The medal goes up to level 5 for non members, and to level 10 for members. To max this medal for a non member, you’d need 450 flowers, and members would need 900. Woah.

I edited the first medal picture. The actual one looks like this:


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Free Gift!

Free stuff! I love how Fantage is giving away a free gift to all who log on Fantage on 5/8. It’s a great way to encourage people to log on, and you get a reward which is better than 500 stars in the Daily Attendance!

Spoiler! In the Photo Booth, the prize has been leaked.


The prize for girls I think is a slight cuter and more appropriate in my opinion. I mean, how often do you see a guy wearing a purple shirt? 😛

There are also a bunch of other new shop items/maybe some limited which will be released.

The new items that will come out are mostly amazingly done! Most of them are items I’d wear, actually.


I know that some of these are shop items since the Cotton Candy Blue Wavy Hair (Woah, that’s a mouthful to say!) and the Picturesque Ocean Board  are available in …….the Trendsetters!


Rainbowstar135 actually posted this on her blog yesterday while updating the post, so nobody really saw it. I didn’t copy her, though. I found this out on Instagram.

This cheat is only available for girls since the boys’ Trendsetter list has not been updated yet.


Step 1: Go to the Hall of Fame and click on the Trendsetters.

Step 2: Click on the Trendsetters Item List.

Step 3: In the luxury tab, look for the Picturesque Ocean Board and Cotton Candy Blue Wavy Hair.



Note: This is my sister’s account, so don’t go thinking I have that many ecoins. 😛
Bring the (heavy) beach with you!

If a guy on Fantage wants to get these items before they are released, they must buy them from a kiosk in MyMall.

I think this event is alright. The flower catching is a pain in the butt, but I think it’s worth it for the cute prizes. Thoughts on this event, everyone?


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